Cory Haim: 1980′s Tween Casanova

In recent years, eternally 15-year old pop star Justin Bieber and Twilight vampire/werewolf Robert Lautnerson have dominated the hearts and bedroom posters of tweenage girls. But who were tweens way back in 1989 pining for? Cory Haim of “the two Corys” fame, of course. Here is a video Haim made upon leaving his first rehab stint to ensure his middle school fan base that he was still ready to be their heartthrob throughout the 1990′s, surely. Assuming Jason Priestly and Luke Perry don’t come along, that is.

Singled Out: A Gallery of Eligible Singles

Match.com. eHarmony. J-Date. Christian Mingle. Sites like these have made millions from single people looking to enter a relationship, get laid or just find a platonic house husband. But sites that charge are just in it for the money.

ComedySmack is proud to announce it’s own, non-profit, online dating service. Below are the first crop of candidates. If someone catches your eye, and you want to pursue an epic romance with them, email info@comedysmack.com. So without further adieu, here are your eligible Bachelors and Bachelorettes:

The Top 10 Worst Celebrity & Entertainment Moves of 2011

Lots of stuff happened in 2011. Sad stuff like Ryan Reynolds’ triple whammy of Green Lantern and divorce and Green Lantern. Bad stuff like Casey Anthony getting away with…a 7-figure book deal. And rad stuff like Bridesmaids and…