Archive for November, 2009

MoRoccaTigerOVERHEARD

“Thanks to his wife, Tiger Woods gets his first handicap.” –Mo Rocca

NOT-SO-JOYOUS TOYS

Photo/Video Gallery: “15 Toys Not To Buy Your Kids This Christmas” (from Huffington Post)

HARD TO HANDLE

Web Video: “Flacidux” by Chip Bolcik (from Funny or Die)

laotzuOVERHEARD

by shap on November 27, 2009. [Smack]

“A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.” -Lao Tzu

NO FLY ZONE

Standup Clip: “Flight Delays” by John Caparulo (from ComedyCentral.com)

PhyllisDillerThanksgivingOVERHEARD

“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” -Phyllis Diller

THANKSGIVING JAY

TV Clip: “Jay Leno Thanksgiving Special” (from South Park)

STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER (LITERALLY)

Web Video: “The Beatles in 3000” from Scott Gairdner (on YouTube)

THANKSGIVING REVISITED

Humor Piece: “How Someone With An American Public-School Education Who Didn’t Really Pay Much Attention In Class But Learned Just Enough To Pass Exams Imagines The First Thanksgiving” by Matt Passet (from McSweeney’s)

AhnuldThanksgivingOVERHEARD

“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” -Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger