Archive for October, 2009
JenaFriedmanHalloweenOVERHEARD
“For Halloween, I’m gonna disguise myself as a pregnant healthcare worker… and by ‘Halloween,’ I mean until they give me the H1N1 vaccine.” -Jena Friedman
MOTIVATIONAL FREAKING
Sketch Comedy: “Matt Foley Halloween Special” (from Saturday Night Live)
SWEET TRUTH
by shap on October 29, 2009. [Stand Up]
From The Archives: “Jerry Seinfeld’s Halloween Routine” (on YouTube)
HORROR-EDY OF ERRORS
Web Video: “Saw 14: The One Where Saw Constantly Screws Up” (from Don’t Touch Me There)
TomMcCaffreyHorrorOVERHEARD
“In the commercial for the movie Paranormal Activity they say it’s the most fun I’ll have being scared this year. I don’t know, I was robbed at gunpoint last month and that was pretty fun.” -Tom McCaffrey
SteveMartinCatOVERHEARD
“What a drag; I found out my cat was embezzling from me. You think you know a cat for ten years, he pulls something like this. I found out that while I was away, he would go out to the mailbox, pick up the checks, take ‘em down to the bank and cash ‘em… disguised as me.” -Steve Martin
JackhandybatmanOVERHEARD
“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.” -Jack Handy
