Archive for September, 2009
LenoTalibanOVERHEARD
“According to a front page story in the ‘LA Times,’ the CIA is deploying teams of spies, analysts, and paramilitary operatives to Afghanistan as part of a broad intelligence search. They said this should catch the Taliban by surprise, unless they happen to see the front page of the ‘LA Times.’” -Jay Leno
MaherLobbyistOVERHEARD
by shap on September 29, 2009. [Smack]
“I thought Obama handled that heckler well. He came back with the old, ‘I don’t come down to where you work, and knock the lobbyist out of your mouth.’” -Bill Maher
YomKippurOVERHEARD
Rabbi to parishioner: “Yes I understand that McDonalds calls it ‘fast food’…but you STILL can’t eat it on Yom Kippur!” -Anonymous
