Archive for August, 2009

THE PASSION OF THE PARTY PEOPLE

TV Clip: “Reno 911: The Greatest Betrayal” (from ComedyCentral.com)

EddieIzzardOVERHEARD

“They say guns don’t kill people; people kill people. But I think guns help. Just standing there saying bang doesn’t really hurt anybody.” -Eddie Izzard

STARLET-IN-CHIEF

TV Clip: “Top 10 Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President” (from The Late Show with David Letterman)

AdamFeraraCivilWarOVERHEARD

by shap on August 19, 2009. [Smack]

“I was visiting Atlanta. They do Civil War re-enactments there. Apparently, they’re hoping for a different outcome.”

-Adam Ferrara

CROSS COUNTRY

TV Clip: “David Cross Interview” (from The Daily Show)

ADULT ON BOARD

Humor Article: “Play Nice” by Simon Rich (from The New Yorker)

ZachGPhoneOVERHEARD

“I called a temp agency looking for work and they asked if I had any phone skills. I said, ‘I called you didn’t I?’” -Zach Galifianakis

PUNDIT PLAYPEN

Web Video: “Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex” (from The Onion)

AS AMERICAN AS GOLF PIE

Web Video: “New Rules- Aug.14th” (from Real Time With Bill Maher)

EmoSexOVERHEARD

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she’s reading” -Emo Philips