Archive for August, 2009
THE PASSION OF THE PARTY PEOPLE
TV Clip: “Reno 911: The Greatest Betrayal” (from ComedyCentral.com)
EddieIzzardOVERHEARD
“They say guns don’t kill people; people kill people. But I think guns help. Just standing there saying bang doesn’t really hurt anybody.” -Eddie Izzard
STARLET-IN-CHIEF
TV Clip: “Top 10 Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President” (from The Late Show with David Letterman)
AdamFeraraCivilWarOVERHEARD
by shap on August 19, 2009. [Smack]
“I was visiting Atlanta. They do Civil War re-enactments there. Apparently, they’re hoping for a different outcome.”
-Adam Ferrara
ZachGPhoneOVERHEARD
“I called a temp agency looking for work and they asked if I had any phone skills. I said, ‘I called you didn’t I?’” -Zach Galifianakis
EmoSexOVERHEARD
“My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she’s reading” -Emo Philips


