Archive for August, 2009
KahtleenMadiganComputersOVERHEARD
“I don’t have a computer. I’m going to wait until that whole fad is over. I was suckered in on the Pet Rock.” -Kathleen Madigan
RudnerTEnniisSexOVERHEARD
by shap on August 28, 2009. [Smack]
“Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, ‘Are we going to have sex again?’ He said, ‘Yes, but not with each other.”’ –Rita Rudner
TIME, THOU ART A BASTARD
Web Video: “The Time Traveler’s Wife’s Ex-Boyfriend” (written, performed, and produced by Sidecar)
DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT!
Web Video: “Your Friendly Neighborhood Death Panel Advisors” (from Funny or Die)
PaulaPoundstoneOVERHEARD
“My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’”
–Paula Poundstone
BobNewhartCountryOVERHEARD
“I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down.’” -Bob Newhart
