Archive for May, 2009
MONKEY ARMED AND DANGEROUS
Web Video: “Robotic Monkey Arm with Paul Scheer” (from Funny or Die)
ChafinOVERHEARD
by shap on May 25, 2009. [Smack]
“My ex-girlfriend was a Jehovah’s Witness. We had problems. Problem was, every time she came over, I wouldn’t let her in.” -Dustin Chafin
StuckeyandMurrayFleetOVERHEARD
“It’s Fleet Week in New York right now. This city’s like my bedroom, there’s seamen everywhere.” -Stuckey & Murray
JudahFriedlanderDatingOVERHEARD
“You ever ask a girl to dance; and she says no. And then you have to walk around the grocery store by yourself all embarrassed. And the manager comes over, and he’s like, ‘Why are you asking girls to dance?’ And you’re like, ‘Well…why are you playing music in here? And by the way- your DJ sucks.’” -Judah Friedlander
