by shap on May 21, 2009. [Smack]
“You ever ask a girl to dance; and she says no. And then you have to walk around the grocery store by yourself all embarrassed. And the manager comes over, and he’s like, ‘Why are you asking girls to dance?’ And you’re like, ‘Well…why are you playing music in here? And by the way- your DJ sucks.’” -Judah Friedlander
Adventures of the Pretentious Bum
Every neighborhood has one. That bum that’s always saying pretentious things. Ours lives on the corner stoop and is always going on about how he doesn’t own a TV and only watches documentaries and European cinema.
Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself
With new polls out this week showing President Obama leading Mitt Romney by an average of nine points across the twelve major swing states, his campaign is starting to realize he needs a game changer. And as the old political saying goes…(from The Onion)
One line people say today more than any other day of the year is probably “I hate being single.” So its more than appropriate for veteran comedy director/performer Rob Michael Hugel to debut his new series, “I Hate Being Single,” on Valentine’s Day. Created by and starring Rob, the series follows a NYC hipster-ish young man as he navigates life as a single male after a breakup.
Shap Sweeney is Editor-in-Chief of ComedySmack and a rumored 2012 Presidential candidate. He is the veteran of two wars, and was decorated by former President George Washington (I-VA) for distinguished service in the Continential Army. As a comedy writer, he has worked with top producers and talent including Buster Keaton, Shakespeare and Don Johnson. His first book, Gone With The Wind, has been sold to Hollywood for three figures.
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