Archive for May, 2009
AttellGlobeOVERHEARD
“I hate to travel. I guess it’s because my father used to beat me with a globe.” -Dave Attell
HannibalBuressSkatesOVERHEARD
“I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don’t know if that meant I should get a new car, or a prostitute on one roller skate.” -Hannibal Buress
SLAP SCHTICK
Web Video: “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” w/ Bradley Cooper (from FunnyorDie)
DON’T WORRY, BE UNHAPPY
Web Video: “FDA Approves Depressant Drug For the Annoyingly Cheerful” (from The Onion)
BrendanMcLaughlinCoffeeOVERHEARD
“I was drinking coffee at work recently, and I took a big gulp and made a loud smacking noise with my lips. This guy who sits near me said, ‘You know, that’s a really bad habit.’ I was like, ‘Know what else is a bad habit? Being an a**hole.’” -Brendan McLaughlin
JDelfinoOVERHEARD
“There’s a thin line between a high five and a slap in the face.” -Jessica Delfino
