Monthly Archives: May 2009

AttellGlobeOVERHEARD

“I hate to travel. I guess it’s because my father used to beat me with a globe.” -Dave Attell

Categorized as Smack |

TINSEL CLOWNS

Web Video: “Pilot Season, Ep. 3: Ready, Aim, Fired” (from MyDamnChannel)

Categorized as Web Shorts |

TWEET NOTHINGS

Humor Article: “85 Comedians to Follow on Twitter” (from Mashable)

Categorized as Humor Pieces |

ROLL TIDE

Web Video: “Roller Town” (by Picnicface)

Categorized as Sketch / Improv |

HannibalBuressSkatesOVERHEARD

“I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don’t know if that meant I should get a new car, or a prostitute on one roller skate.” -Hannibal Buress

Categorized as Smack |

TORTURE RETORT

Web Video: “Free Torture Report” (from Wake Up World)

Categorized as Web Shorts |

SLAP SCHTICK

Web Video: “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” w/ Bradley Cooper (from FunnyorDie)

Categorized as Web Shorts |

DON’T WORRY, BE UNHAPPY

Web Video: “FDA Approves Depressant Drug For the Annoyingly Cheerful” (from The Onion)

Categorized as Web Shorts |

BrendanMcLaughlinCoffeeOVERHEARD

“I was drinking coffee at work recently, and I took a big gulp and made a loud smacking noise with my lips. This guy who sits near me said, ‘You know, that’s a really bad habit.’ I was like, ‘Know what else is a bad habit? Being an a**hole.’” -Brendan McLaughlin

Categorized as Smack |

JDelfinoOVERHEARD

“There’s a thin line between a high five and a slap in the face.” -Jessica Delfino

Categorized as Smack |