by shap on March 23, 2009. [Overheard]
Overheard: Dan Allen
“In this era of political correctness, you really have to watch what you say. I had an incident here in New York City on the subway. This black gentleman approached me really enthusiastically, and he asked, ‘Hey man, did the Yankees win?’ And I said, ‘Yeah — you’re free. You’re emancipated. You no longer have to ride this underground railroad. I woke up in the hospital two weeks later.”
–Dan Allen
Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell on the NFL’s postponement of Monday night’s Eagles/Vikings game because of snow:
“We’ve become a nation of wusses. The Chinese are kicking our butt in everything. If this was in China…
This series of prank calls placed to a pizza shop is not the kind of thing you should listen to if you work at a pizza shop. It may make you question the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
Shap Sweeney is Editor-in-Chief of ComedySmack and a rumored 2012 Presidential candidate. He is the veteran of two wars, and was decorated by former President George Washington (I-VA) for distinguished service in the Continential Army. As a comedy writer, he has worked with top producers and talent including Buster Keaton, Shakespeare and Don Johnson. His first book, Gone With The Wind, has been sold to Hollywood for three figures.
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