by shap on March 4, 2009. [Overheard]
Overheard: Lee Camp
“I don’t understand people who are pro-life and pro-death penalty. That’s like saying ‘No, don’t kill ‘em. Let’s wait and see how they turn out. Let’s see if the afterschool program works and if not, then we’ll whack ‘em.’ That’s not pro-life; that’s just pro-crastinating.” — Lee Camp
Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell on the NFL’s postponement of Monday night’s Eagles/Vikings game because of snow:
“We’ve become a nation of wusses. The Chinese are kicking our butt in everything. If this was in China…
This series of prank calls placed to a pizza shop is not the kind of thing you should listen to if you work at a pizza shop. It may make you question the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
Shap Sweeney is Editor-in-Chief of ComedySmack and a rumored 2012 Presidential candidate. He is the veteran of two wars, and was decorated by former President George Washington (I-VA) for distinguished service in the Continential Army. As a comedy writer, he has worked with top producers and talent including Buster Keaton, Shakespeare and Don Johnson. His first book, Gone With The Wind, has been sold to Hollywood for three figures.
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