Archive for December, 2008
PopeOVERHEARD
“The Pope. Great guy. But in a fashion sense, he’s one hat away from being the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.” — Jon Stewart
ChristmasOfficeWorkHEADER
“Why is Christmas day like a day at the office? You do all the work and then some fat guy in a suit gets the credit.” –Anonymous
KETTLES ARE FOREVER
Web Video: Aunts And Stepdads Line Up For This Year’s Hottest Gift: The Electric Tea Kettle (from The Onion.com)
SantajollyOVERHEARD
“Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.” — Dennis Miller
ShirleyTempleOVERHEARD
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked me for my autograph.” — Shirley Temple
PERCOCET FRIED CHICKEN
Web Video: The Michael Showalter Showalter with Michael Ian Black (from CollegeHumor.com)
