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by shap on October 30, 2008. [Smack]
“Evangelists say Halloween is the devil’s holiday. What a lame-ass devil! Sitting down in the depths of hell, going, ‘I’ve got control of the major corporations, churning out weapons and toxic waste, but how can I get candy? Let me think — I’ll get the children of the world to dress up as hobos and Power Rangers — and then I’ll have all the bite-size Three Musketeers I need! I am Satan!’” — Patton Oswalt


