Archive for October, 2008
ColbertHalloweenOVERHEARD
“You know what I call trick-or-treaters? Pre-hobos.” –Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
HALLOWEEN IS GOING TO HELL
Web Video: “Has Halloween Become Overcommerciallized?” (from The ONN)
SCARE TACTICS
by shap on October 31, 2008. [Humor Pieces]
Humor Piece: “Top 10 Ways the GOP Plan to Celebrate Halloween” (from VanityFair.com)
HalloweenOswaltOVERHEARD
“Evangelists say Halloween is the devil’s holiday. What a lame-ass devil! Sitting down in the depths of hell, going, ‘I’ve got control of the major corporations, churning out weapons and toxic waste, but how can I get candy? Let me think — I’ll get the children of the world to dress up as hobos and Power Rangers — and then I’ll have all the bite-size Three Musketeers I need! I am Satan!’” — Patton Oswalt
ASSISTED CAMPAIGNING
Web Video: John McCain Accidentally Left on Campaign Bus Overnight (from The ONN)
MattLauerRoastOVERHEARD
“People ask me where we got the the idea for “Where In The World Is Matt Lauer?” We came up with it after a few 3AM phone calls from his wife.”
–Jeff Zucker, President of NBC Universal
