by shap on June 24, 2008. [Overheard]
Overheard: George Carlin
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themsleves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
— George Carlin
Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell on the NFL’s postponement of Monday night’s Eagles/Vikings game because of snow:
“We’ve become a nation of wusses. The Chinese are kicking our butt in everything. If this was in China…
This series of prank calls placed to a pizza shop is not the kind of thing you should listen to if you work at a pizza shop. It may make you question the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
Shap Sweeney is Editor-in-Chief of ComedySmack and a rumored 2012 Presidential candidate. He is the veteran of two wars, and was decorated by former President George Washington (I-VA) for distinguished service in the Continential Army. As a comedy writer, he has worked with top producers and talent including Buster Keaton, Shakespeare and Don Johnson. His first book, Gone With The Wind, has been sold to Hollywood for three figures.
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