Aziz Ansari Mows The Lawn

Standup comic and star of NBC’s hilarious Parks & Recreation, Aziz Ansari, performed the ceremonial “first mow” of the season at the Sheep Meadow. The mow, on behalf of the Central Park Conservatory, signaled the reopening of the Sheep Meadow this coming weekend. Ansari’s Tom Haverford will no doubt be there first thing Saturday morning selling SnakeJuice from a rolling cooler.

Donald Trump Vs. Sacha Baron Cohen

In perhaps the only interesting moment of last Sunday night’s Oscars, Sacha Baron Cohen (aka dictator Admiral Gen. Shabazz Aladeen) punk’d American Idol host Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet…and dictator Donald Trump is pissed

GOP Introduces New “Mystery Candidate” With Paper Bag Over Head

Video from The Onion or real life situation? If Rick Santorum wins Michigan, probably both…