Web Clip: “Top That!” (from “Teen Witch”)

Tom Cruise’s United Artists recently announced plans to remake the 1989 alleged comedy Teen Witch, a so-bad-it’s-bad fantasy about a shy teen with supernatural powers (and a mullet, apparently). This brief snippet alone — courtesy of the cinema dumpster divers at Collegehumor.com — is enough to make us pine for the days when people like this were sent off to the dunking stool — or worse.