Overheard Onstage: Lori Chapman

“A friend of mine went on a blind date but when I asked her about it, she said she wasn’t going to see the guy again because ‘He was nice, but too nice, if you know what I mean.’ No, I don’t know what you mean. I never end a date by saying, ‘You bought me dinner, you paid for a movie, the next thing I know you’re going to give me compliments and try to satisfy me in bed? Screw you, buddy, I’m not that kind of girl! What do I have to do to hear a “Shut up, bitch, and get me a beer.”?’”

-Lori Chapman, Punchline Comedy Club, San Francisco