by shap on October 29, 2007. [Overheard]
OVERHEARD ONSTAGE: CORY KAHANEY
“I caught my daughter smoking pot, but she said it’s okay because she did it with Sara, and Sara’s mother gave it to them. So I immediately called up Sara’s mother. And this woman was completely out to lunch; she was ridiculous. And so were her prices.”
-Cory Kahaney, Laugh Factory, NYC
Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell on the NFL’s postponement of Monday night’s Eagles/Vikings game because of snow:
“We’ve become a nation of wusses. The Chinese are kicking our butt in everything. If this was in China…
This series of prank calls placed to a pizza shop is not the kind of thing you should listen to if you work at a pizza shop. It may make you question the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
Shap Sweeney is Editor-in-Chief of ComedySmack and a rumored 2012 Presidential candidate. He is the veteran of two wars, and was decorated by former President George Washington (I-VA) for distinguished service in the Continential Army. As a comedy writer, he has worked with top producers and talent including Buster Keaton, Shakespeare and Don Johnson. His first book, Gone With The Wind, has been sold to Hollywood for three figures.
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